26 5 / 2012
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
(via shutup-and-fuck-me)
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25 5 / 2012
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
God dammit, white people are so corny and cute.
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24 5 / 2012
Maybe you’re a lesbian?
When I tell one of my friends about bad shit that involves penises she says, well maybe you should try women “again”. I hate that when people are aware of my sexuality, I get this “Maybe you’re not really bi, maybe you’re a lesbian” undertone. No. I’m 1000% sure I am what I say I am. Women can be just as shady as men when it comes to dating. People assume that women who love women treat all women like queens. NOT. And I was told that I’m too sensitive to date a man, so I should date women more often….uhh excuse me?! Fuck kind of sense does that make. People are people no matter what sexuality they identify as.
It’s not like I wake up and think “Hmm hey, I think I’ll look for some dick today!” And if that doesn’t work out for me then, “Oh no. Men are mean, let me get some pussy instead.” WHAAAAT. No. No. NOOOOOOOOO. That’s not how my sexuality works. I meet people and if I make a connection with that person then so be it. It’s as simple as that. Straight folks don’t seem to understand that being bisexual does not mean I like men one day and like women another. You don’t turn it off and on. And the fact that it was suggested that “Maybe I’m not bi, maybe I’m a lesbian,” because shitty guys are shitty and I’m constantly dismissed by them really means you’re telling me, “well you can’t get a man, so it’s a good thing you like women. focus on that.” ohemgee. guiiiise.
smh.
THIS. ALL OF THIS. ALL OF IT.
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23 5 / 2012
I knew this was coming. -_-
knewdrew replied to your post: Would anyone like to help me with my Medical Marijuana paper?
pro: weed iz gud. con: it aint leegull
23 5 / 2012
Would anyone like to help me with my Medical Marijuana paper?
Pros and Cons of smoking marijuana.
If you could just give me a pro or con and why you believe so…
It would be greatly appreciated.
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19 5 / 2012
- Yo: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- Yo: Well sure why not?
- Yo: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- Yo: Whatever you want!
- Yo: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- Yo: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Yo: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- Yo: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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